Julie is the Station Manager at KGooG. Formally both prostitute and spy, Julie now has the dubious honor of being Goog’s boss.  It's unclear if anyone can actually control Goog. The key to her sanity is making Goog feel he is important. It's Julie’s responsibility to keep KGooG running regardless of the drama, distractions and discouragement provided by Goog, and really the entire KGooG team.

  Alan has Masters degrees in both Fine Arts and Divinity from Harvard, and a case of Turrets Syndrome probably from his parents. He is intensely jealous of his coworker’s absolute disinterest in his education, his intelligence, or his ideas, all of which Alan possesses in abundance, and none of which help him one iota at KGooG. He is the only winner of the KGooG Best Dressed Man At Work Award.

  Sandy is highly intelligent, passionately creative and intensely psychotic. She may very well be a danger to herself and probably others, and in fact there is a running office pool to estimate, each month, who will be the first person to “accidentally” injure themselves in her presence. Nonetheless, Sandy is a vital part of the KGooG creative team, and as long as the office supplies hold out and she does not increase insurance rates, Sandy most likely has a long and productive future at KGooG.

  Klor is a strong creative force at KGooG. He represents fortitude and balance. Fortitude from the power of his presence, balance, from a literal plethora of mood balancing drugs that Klor ingests on an almost hourly basis. There is no doubt that Klor is an excellent editor, but extra care is needed to make sure that Klor is in fact working on the correct project; where words like yes and okay, and phrases like, I understand, have a special meaning for Klor that most at KGooG are not privy to.

  Like his ships and his khakis, Brittan likes his schedules tight. There is no doubt in anyone’s mind that KGooG would crumble – to the ground – were it not for the constant and diligent attention to detail and order that Brittan brings to the team. Though he has no respect for Mark and even less for GooG, Brittan knows he works for Julie and therefore must – is forced, really – to interact with a full short bus of folks well beneath his station, which he does – as always, with panache and style.

  Mark, Julie’s Executive Assistant, is simultaneously homicidal and suicidal, which begs the question – is he in the wrong line of work? Luckily KGooG is not without a high and constant terror level, so, Mark generally feels right at home, even if he doesn’t always realize it.  The relationship between Mark, Julie and Goog is often the subject of abjectly unpleasant discussions around the water cooler and there is talk of Mark hosting a site on the dark web with proof of their forlorn and deranged love triangles.

  April is KGooG’s most creative writer, though most at KGooG are certain that April is uncertain about most things, with the definite exception of being born in a cupcake, of which April is certain. The most April can hope for is to be at peace with the daily cycles of sunrises and sunsets that appear to baffle and confound her.

  Daniel Danielstein is an old friend of Goog’s and is your basic Hollywood Mogul. He is infamous for believing that he actually thinks he runs the Hollywood. Either way he is oblivious to anything that does not directly involve his involvement in involving himself in the middle, of it. He has selective memory loss if nothing can be gained, then why focus on it.